"Now that's English!" is going to be an ongoing series of posts dedicated to the wonderful world of grammar and English...well, the sometimes strangely inventive pseudo-English that we so often see here in Spain. I like grammar and (nerd alert!) enjoy talking about it. I even bought John a book for Christmas that was a compilation of photos of poor grammar usage (in America, no less, which is very sad) called I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar. My English grammar isn't always perfect, and we won't even talk about my knowledge of Spanish grammar, but I'm not writing anything in Spanish for all the world to see. And if I was, I most certainly would poll 15 native speakers minimum before publishing it. So without further ado, here is the first of many photos to come of strange spellings, oddly-phrased sayings, and the sometimes butchered use of English overseas.